[Marriage first, love later + sweet pet + double cleansing + growing up]
Xu Chan was forced to get married by her parents, so she went to a bar to get drunk.
Never dream of waking up with a handsome man lying next to you.
Question: What should I do if I sleep with a strange man while drunk? Waiting online! Quite urgent!
Counting birds counts birds, and the thirty-six strategies are the best.
Just as she was about to sneak away, she was pulled back by the man, "I am a more traditional person, and I have to be responsible when we have sex."
Xu Chan: "I don't need you to be responsible..."
"Miss, I think you made a mistake," the man looked at her and spoke word by word, "It's you who are responsible for me."
Xu Chan: "... Huh?"
Okay, take responsibility, she can't be a scumbag.
After marriage,
During the day, the man was a cold and ascetic business boss who pretended not to be familiar with her in front of others.
At night, with red eyes, he pressed her into his arms: "Baby, kiss me."
Xu Chan's legs were weak: What about abstinence as promised? Who can withstand this!
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The eldest brother has a good brother who is good at everything, but he is a bit older and has not yet gotten married at the age of thirty. He complained to Xu Chan: "I don't know which girl can like him?"
Xu Chan listened to what he said and silently opened the door, "Brother, do you think my cheap husband looks like your thirty-year-old brother who is still unmarried?"
Xu Yanzhou: "!!!"
Ye Tanchuan: "Yanzhou, from now on we can do our own thing. I will call you brother, and you will call me brother-in-law."
Ye Tanchuan: "Brother, what are you looking for? Brother-in-law, help you look for it?"
Xu Yanzhou: "Has anyone seen my 18-meter-long sword? I'm going to kill this bastard!!!"
