[Naruto fanfic + Tiga + passionate + hilarious]
"Bushgomen, why does this kid use ninjutsu as if it's free of charge? Is his ultimate move used as a flat A?"
"Hey, didn't you know that I can absorb light and replenish chakra?"
"Kakashi-sensei, you are so weak! Let me help you return to blue!"
"Madara, do you think there is a risk that my light will not be able to penetrate your Susan?!"
"Teacher Nongmei! Why don't you kick your Ye Kai on the spot's head? Fortunately, you have another foot. Go ahead, I've already cured you with light!"
[There are end-of-chapter easter eggs at the end of each chapter, you can look forward to it ୧(๑•̀⌄•́๑)૭]