The Gods Are Beyond Devious. Good Thing I Am Too

Name: The Gods Are Beyond Devious. Good Thing I Am Too
Author: Jiu Yao Nanshen

神明阴到没边，还好我也是

by Jiu Yao Nanshen (九邀男神)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 168k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 2mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Funny and lighthearted | Leveling up | No female lead]

He Xu somehow became the spokesperson for one of the Four Primordial Gods, the Lord of Acting, after an accident. He was also given a bunch of useless divine abilities: [Cosplay], [Beginner's Luck], [Sorry, I'm Rich Enough to Crush You]...

But the price of becoming a god's spokesperson and coming back to life was completing all kinds of backbreaking tasks for his master, ahem, the great deity, and making the God of Beauty smile...

[Task One: Clean Up the Public Safety Bureau]

Faced with an official organization, He Xu simply smirked and went straight to the deity to buy a tiny little pile of items...

Then he got a big shot to carry him to victory.

“Ma'am, the mission leaves me no choice. I can only treat you to an Old Ba's Secret Recipe Little Burger. Don't hold it against me.”

[Task Two: Save Your Sister.]

“What the hell? What do you mean my sister's being forced into a relationship by a yandere?!”

He Xu charged right over without another word, only to have the yandere predict his prediction and turn the tables on him...

His fellow victim, who'd been set up: “Bro, I'm sorry, I really couldn't help myself! But don't worry, I'll take responsibility for you!”

He Xu hurriedly covered his backside. “I'm super tough! Get lost!”

[Task Three: Pass the Assessment and Join the Public Safety Bureau.]

During a combat test against a petite boy, He Xu used [Cosplay] to turn into his opponent's goddess. “Hey, handsome, tonight at eight. You know what I mean. Mwah!”

The petite boy got a nosebleed and fell for him instantly.

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