Warhammer: What Do You Mean, You're the Chosen of Blash?

When veteran soldier Tares returned from the battlefield, he was astonished to discover that the world he'd transmigrated into was freaking Super Earth. He'd planned to make a quick getaway and flee to the outer systems, but General Brasch pulled a fast one and had Managed Democracy watch over him around the clock, turning him into a true Helldiver. After Tares spent years relentlessly funneling Super Credits to the Ministry of Prosperity and the Ministry of Defense, he thought he was finally powerful enough to enjoy a peaceful life: A mysterious golden power sent a set of coordinates straight to a certain blue bird, letting it have a little heart-to-heart with Brasch. Then, in one swift move, it scooped up Tares and an entire vanguard fleet. Faced with an Earth that had no blue skies, and not even any oceans, Tares fell silent. “LOL, Yellow Peril, you don't even salute anymore. You'd better actually turn into the Roman she-wolf.” Custodes: ? Chaos: What do you mean the enemy doesn't use the Warp? Abaddon: What do you mean you're also one of the Chosen? Khorne: What do you mean they call me Little Helldiver?