A Strange Story Is Coming: His Roommate Has Zero Human Capacity

[Two male protagonists + weird rules + 9-year age difference + funny cure] Others enter into strange stories: narrow escape from death, crazy escape. Su He enters the ghost story: eat three meals on time, sleep for eight hours, and use the ghost as a food deliveryman. ——Because he has his own "normal life domain", all weird things within five meters are forcibly reduced to ordinary life! Until that day, Zhang Mingyuan, the ruthless executioner of Guitan with zero human presence, was ordered to come to eliminate this bug in him. The result was just five meters into the field. The thirty-two-year-old executioner lost all his mental strength and degenerated on the spot into an ordinary old man with a sore back, cold knees, and holding a thermos cup. Su He pointed at the schedule and tugged on the corner of his clothes: "Brother Zhang, it's half past ten. Your waist is not good, it's time to soak your feet and go to bed." Zhang Mingyuan pinched off the cigarette from his fingertips, unscrewed the thermos cup, and sighed resignedly: "... Noodles or dumplings tonight?" [Emotional stability, social fear, obsessive-compulsive disorder in life (23 years old) × Hard-tongued, soft-hearted, sultry, cold-humored executioner attack (32 years old)] (Daily, relaxing, mindless, 1v1 two-way healing)