After my family was destroyed, I transmigrated and disguised myself as a woman to sneak into the palace for a meal.
I nearly got myself killed seventeen times, so I had no choice but to flee in the middle of the night.
Then I ran straight into the empress and was caught red-handed.
“Why are you running? Come back to the palace with me and be my empress.”
Me: “??? But I’m a man!”
The empress: “I know.”
Me: “...”
The palace is dangerous, but luckily, I have a little poison doctor as my bodyguard.
Poison, assassinations, schemes and conspiracies: she takes care of them all in one fell swoop.
I thought I was doomed from the start, but the empress ended up treating me like a treasure.
The day my identity was exposed, the whole realm exploded.
The empress declared before everyone:
“I’m marrying him. Anyone who objects will be executed.”
Fine, then. I’m going to be empress consort, no matter what!
