Journey to the West: They Kicked Me Out from the Start, So I Set Up a Fairy Seduction Trap

[A protective Patriarch Bodhi] + [A feast of rebellious troublemakers] + [A scheming Great Sage] + [A lawless Flower-Fruit Mountain] + [Absurd laugh-out-loud comedy] = [Pure exhilaration] Sun Wukong: “Patriarch Bodhi, I heard you don't have any children. I don't have any parents either, so if you don't mind, I'd like to take care of you in your old age!” Patriarch Bodhi: “Child, when you're out and about, don't go telling people who you are! And whatever you do, don't tell them I'm your master. I'm afraid they won't dare lay a finger on you!” Sun Wukong: “All right, all right! Just as you'd expect from a holy monk, you clergy never tell lies, right? If you were accused of assaulting a young lady, would I slander you to protect my reputation? Let me tell you, you're taking the fall for this honey trap, and even the Buddha can't save you. That's what I say!” Tang Sanzang: “Go on, leave! Even without you, I still have Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing. I'll make it to Spirit Mountain just fine!” Zhu Bajie: “What, is your dad or your mom up ahead? If you want to go, go by yourself!” Heavenly Soldiers and Generals: “Three blows of the staff shattered our dreams of becoming Heavenly Soldiers. Great Sage, we're on your side!” Sun Wukong: “Madam Niu, sister-in-law, open up! It's me, your brother-in-law!” Princess Iron Fan: “When you wanted to look at the moon, you called me your sweetie. Now that you've become a civil servant, you call me Madam Niu!” Sun Wukong: “Brother Niu, I brought you some top-quality braised beef. Dig in!” Bull Demon King: “Dear brother... well... I don't eat beef!” Sun Wukong: “You really think you've got what it takes? Copying someone by refusing to eat beef! My father is Patriarch Bodhi. What are you going to do about it?” Sun Wukong: “People can get the wrong name, but not the wrong nickname. I've heard all about you two notorious traitors!” Yang Jian and Nezha: “Slander!”