The Crazy Monk Travels Westward to Face the Difficulties of Nature Alone

Chen Xuanzang, the most monk-like monk in Chang'an City. The physical body is sanctified, the vajra is indestructible, scolding the Jade Emperor, beating the emperor, teasing Guanyin, and all the smooth words become dirty when spoken. There are three things I love most in my life: fighting, swearing, and drinking. There are three things I hate most in my life: rules, decency, and prudishness. The Tathagata asked him to obtain the scriptures, and he said, "Okay, I will send the scriptures to you obediently." The four disciples were not conquered - they were conquered. Sun Wukong was beaten to pieces by three slaps and the Five Elements Mountain was smashed, and his internal organs were displaced by a knee. Now, as long as the master rolls up his sleeves, he can reflexively blow up his tail. Zhu Ganghae was picked up and hit on the ground three times, breaking 17 or 18 bones. Now his legs feel weak when he sees Master moving his wrists. Sha Wujing was in the worst condition—the eight-hundred-year-old Liusha River was trampled dry, and he stood among the bones and knelt down to call his master. Not to mention the white dragon horse, who was so frightened that he transformed into a horse at the word "hum" and didn't dare to breathe loudly. These four people were all-powerful demon kings back then, but now their daily routine consists of serving Master tea and water, carrying luggage, and shouting "Master is awesome" in unison when Master fights.