Guys, does anyone else get me? 😭
On my first day after transmigrating, my own father tried to force me to drink poison as a sacrifice to the heavens. I was just about to fake my death when a copy of the Classic of Mountains and Seas suddenly popped into my head
Weren't they supposed to be three-legged monsters? How is this vicious girl with silver eyebrows, chained up right in front of me, Feiyi?
To stay alive, I tearfully took a sip of “yogurt-flavored” snake venom 🥛, then talked the assassin into a complete daze.
Later, I picked up some new skills: when I meet someone I can't beat, I shout, “Wife, get him!” When I don't know whether a spirit beast is safe to eat, I look up a recipe 📖
Enemy: “That good-for-nothing got hit with Bone-Melting Powder. He's as good as dead!”
Me (running with the Feiyi girl, whose wings are about to fall off): “It's delicious!”
Lu Li (chewing on a mouse heart, grease running down his chin): “I want roast chicken.”
Me (looking at the nine-tailed sheep in the distance): “That's our guide. We can't eat it... Fine, let's blindfold it first.”
Maybe this Great Wilderness isn't so hard to survive in after all? (As if! There's still the Candle Dragon Cave and my father-in-law's assassination attempts coming up!!)
