Who in the family understands?
On the first day of time travel, my father gave me poison and wine to sacrifice to heaven. I was about to escape, when a book of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" suddenly popped into my mind——
Where's the three-legged strange bird we talked about? The fierce girl with silver eyebrows who is chained in front of me is actually a fat man? ?
In order to survive, I took a tearful breath of the "yoghurt-flavored" snake venom🥛, then turned around and deceived the killer.
Later, I learned a new skill: when I encountered someone I couldn't beat, I would shout "Honey, come on!" And when I encountered a spirit beast that I was unsure about, I would flip through the book to find a recipe📖
Enemy: "That trash will definitely die if it is hit by Huagu Powder!"
Me (running wildly with the fat girl whose wings were about to fall off): "It smells so good!"
Lu Li (chewing on the rat heart with his mouth full of oil): "I want to eat roast chicken."
Me (looking at the nine-tailed sheep in the distance): "That's because the guide can't eat it... Forget it, just cover your eyes first."
This wild world doesn't seem that difficult to get along with? (It's weird that there are Zhulong Cave and my father-in-law chasing after me!!)