I'm Really Keeping a Low Profile, but My Daughter Has Completed Her Level at the Age of Five

Jiang Yuming is tired of the life of a full-level boss and lives in seclusion in the city. He just wants to be an ordinary full-time dad. In order to give his daughter the ability to protect herself, he casually taught her some "little common sense in life." The radio gymnastics he taught were actually the lost ancient martial art of grappling. The iron wire door opening he taught was actually a god-level technique for sliding doors and picking locks. The vital capacity training he taught was actually a magical suona skill that could cause hundreds of birds to come to court. He thought his life would always be so peaceful and leisurely, until one day, when he was five years old, Sui Sui went to buy soy sauce alone. There was a robbery at the vegetable market. Five-year-old Suisui snorted, grabbed the robber with his backhand, and dismembered the robber's joints in front of the entire network live broadcast! The live broadcast room exploded instantly, with millions of netizens exclaiming crazily: "Five years old? You call this a five-year-old cub?!" This is just the beginning. There was a fire in the rental house. She used two hairpins to open the lock in three seconds. The police fell silent for an instant. The king of lock pickers in the city knelt down and begged to be her apprentice! When there was a shortage of people, she disliked the lack of talent in the band, so she took out her suona to fill in the door, and sang "A Hundred Birds Pay Attention to the Phoenix" to send a message to the deceased. The folk music master bought a standing ticket overnight and came to pay homage to the ancestor! Jiang Yuming sighed helplessly as his daughter's name appeared on the hot searches every day. "I really don't want to be famous. I just raise her as an ordinary child." The whole network was trembling: "Jiang Shen, please stop, if you keep raising this kid, he will be the one to rub a nuclear bomb into his hands!"