Invincible, Starting with Boredom

[No CP] [Strongest heroine] [Laid-back farming life in the later chapters]

My name is Gu Changsheng. I'm the cultivation world's combat-power ceiling, the number one emperor of all time.

Heavenly tribulations take a detour when they see me. The demon clans go weak in the knees at the sound of my name. Even the Heavenly Dao sends me private messages begging me to "stop being so ridiculous."

It's so boring.

So I disguise myself as a useless rogue cultivator and join the Qingyun Sect.

Outer disciples mock my trash spiritual root. I put up with it.

Inner sect geniuses provoke me over my low cultivation. I put up with that too.

But when the young lord of the demonic path brings eight hundred demon soldiers to destroy the sect, I finally can't take it anymore.

I stand up, yawn, and raise one finger.

"Are you all coming at me together, or lining up?"

Later, the entire cultivation world spreads the rumor that Qingyun Sect has a useless nobody who shattered the heavens with one punch.

The Heavenly Dao messages me: "Ancestors, could you please go back to sleep? We're going to miss this year's KPIs again."

I reply, "No. I still haven't found anyone who can take one punch from me."

The Heavenly Dao is silent for a long time, then says:

"...Then please go easy. The plane of existence is about to give out."