I’m Chen Ming, formerly a six-foot-tall straight guy, all-nighter champion, and instant-noodle king. Now I’m stuck in a five-foot-tall female body. Here are my latest life problems: First, I can’t reach the cafeteria counter, so the auntie has to hand me my food. Second, the day I got my period, I thought I’d been shot and almost called emergency services. Third, my best friend Zhang Hao has started pursuing me. He doesn’t know I’m his buddy, so he’s using the dating tips I taught him to pursue me, the very person who taught him. Fourth, campus heartthrob Gu Beichen... Never mind. He’s already broken the daily limit for how often he can pat my head. The original owner of this body sometimes visits me in my dreams and says, “Help my mother.” I said okay. Then she told me my soul only has two months left. Two months? Fine. That’s enough time to play a game of ball, fall in love, and live this life as if I’d had two of them.
