[System, farming, misunderstandings, play the pig to eat the tiger, comedy, everyday life, cultivation, slacking off]
The day Liu Dezhu was kicked out of his sect, he activated the [Slacking Mastery System].
As long as he avoids fighting and slacks off every day, his proficiency goes up, and he can live forever!
Even his grass-eating gray donkey gains immortality right along with him!
And so, the cultivation world gains an incredibly stingy farmer with no spiritual powers.
[Ding! You slacked off all day today. Cooking proficiency +0.02%! Unlocked: nourishing food that transforms into spiritual energy!]
He casually makes a scallion pancake, and a Qi Refining cultivator breaks through on the spot after eating it, then begs to become his disciple!
[Ding! Beast-taming proficiency increased! Companion “Brick” has reached Nascent Soul physical immunity!]
This donkey, which spends every day soaking in water, kicks a Foundation Establishment cultivator flying ten miles!
Even an ancient descendant of the guardian beast Xuanwu is brought to heel with a single kick!
Liu Dezhu is stunned. “System, I really just want to be an ordinary farmer!”
But as he looks at the Nascent Soul masters filling his courtyard, all breaking through after eating his leftovers...
Liu Dezhu sighs. “You’ve certainly learned how to appreciate a free meal!”
