After reading the book, I just wanted to lie down in the harem and be a salted fish, relying on the melon system to make meals every day. I never thought that that murderous tyrant could actually hear my voice! From then on, while handling government affairs, he listened to my live broadcast complaining about the whole palace!
Concubine Li faked her pregnancy to compete for favor?
[Tsk, she showed off three big pig hooves last night, and her waist is thicker than mine!
The white lotus cries and touches the porcelain?
[Good guy, she can kill a cow with one punch, why are you pretending to be Sister Lin!
Are important ministers of the former dynasty plotting to rebel?
[Laughing, that old boy's military talisman is hidden in the mezzanine of his concubine's bellyband in the eighteenth room!
The tyrant listened to my words and remained calm on the surface, but secretly killed everyone inside and outside the court. The villains cried and begged me to shut up!
Me: I really didn't do anything, I'm just an innocent eater!
Seeing that I was getting further and further away from my dream of "eating and waiting to die", and being promoted to the highest position in the harem by him, the tyrant's eyes on me became more and more dangerous. Until one day, he blocked me on the dragon bed, with deep phoenix eyes:
"Hey, come here, I have a bigger melon here. Let's get closer and eat together."
——Help! Please! I really just want to eat melon, not be a queen!
