As a man with principles,
I took revenge the very night I transmigrated, robbing the entire courtyard before the day was out.
At the residents’ meeting, I faced off against Silly Zhu with a cleaver.
I won over Old Deaf by giving her some ready-made meals, and Xu Damao by using his child as leverage.
What, Yi Zhonghai, you want a child too? Sure! Pay up, and your wish will come true. All you have to do is say whether First Aunt has had a child. As for the child, it belongs to a hero.
Come on, Silly Zhu, don’t you like pretty widows with three kids? Isn’t this widow pretty? Does she have three kids or not?
What, I hit you? That’s because you wouldn’t listen.
You want a divorce? You’d better think it through! Why do you think she’s a widow?
At the residents’ meeting, I faced off against Silly Zhu with a cleaver.
