The Whole Internet Is Picking on My Vest, and I'm Still Calculating the Money for Food.

全网都在扒我马甲,我还在算饭钱

by Just Try 2026 (随便试试2026)

Status
Ongoing
Length
521k Words
Genre
Urban
Audience
Male
Updated
25d ago
Source
Fanqie
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1.3kReads
5.5Score
102Shelves
206Chapters
116Listens
64.6kReads · all time

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