Six-Year-Old Corrupt Official Exposed, Goes Viral Online

Wang Teng, a burned-out office worker who'd spent thirty years grinding through life and seen every side of society, was reborn as a first grader! By chance, his whole family was participating in the wildly popular live reality show Baby Takes Charge, filmed with no script or filters as hundreds of millions of viewers watched in real time! His parents were typical post-2000s slacker parents, believers in “kids will make their own way, so let them struggle while we enjoy life.” While other parents pushed their kids to compete, they lay flat, watched dramas, and played games at work. Their motto was to let the kids grow up on their own! Fortunately, Wang Teng awakened the [Omnipotent Sacred Physique System], unlocking all sorts of absurd, god-tier sacred physiques! His first unlock was the [Corrupt Official Sacred Physique]: maxed-out people skills, a thorough grasp of social conventions, and a masterful ability to read and manipulate people! Six-year-old Wang Teng secretly stuffed his pockets with candy, then bribed his entire class in public. With his astonishing methods, he claimed the top spot among the class's three leading officers: class monitor! Millions of viewers in the livestream cried out, “Holy crap! A six-year-old political mastermind?” “This Corrupt Official Sacred Physique is way too realistic!” “He understands people better than I do, and I'm twenty!” More and more sacred physiques unlocked, turning the whole internet's expectations upside down! The [Esports Sacred Physique] came online! He carried his lazy post-2000s mom with one hand and crushed professional players across the internet! The [Chef Sacred Physique] activated! The six-year-old cutie tossed a wok with flair on camera and achieved culinary perfection, leaving Michelin-starred chefs impressed! The [Technology Sacred Physique] awakened! He hand-built eight Mach rings, and research bigwigs lined up to become his disciples! More to come: the Divine Doctor Sacred Physique, the Top Student Sacred Physique, the Business Genius Sacred Physique, the Variety Show Sacred Physique... The whole internet was laughing: Please, stop evolving! This six-year-old is basically a max-level cheat code!