Everyone Mocks Jiahao for His Memes, but I Boosted an Immortal Venerable from the Start

[Jiahao? Immortal!] [A Wildly Unhinged Comedy] [Overwhelmingly Bold]

The whole internet is laughing at “Jiahao,” the poseur who stares at a black screen to observe the stars, walks alone on rainy nights, and meditates on the Dao with his back turned.

Lin Yu used to join in the jokes, too, until he accidentally added a WeChat account with a completely black profile picture.

A voice booms in his mind: [Jiahao Compendium System bound! Celestial Immortal of the Star Dao detected. Reward: 100,000 Hao Coins!]

He looks again at the “black-screen photo” everyone mocked, and sees the star paths flowing into tangible form.

So it turns out that every Jiahao under heaven is an immortal or deity.

Lin Yu creates a Douyin account called “Hao Studies Researcher.”

The whole internet laughs at him as “the jokester who understands Jiahao best,” while reclusive immortals and deities flood his DMs: “Fellow Daoist, I’ve finally found our people!”

When high martial arts are revealed, those “idiots” the whole internet has mocked in edited clips one by one unleash their true power:

The Thunder Dao Venerable who summons heavenly lightning, the Dao Ancestor who tends the spiritual veins of mountains and rivers, the Great Golden Immortal who tears through space with flower-hand gestures...

The whole internet is utterly shattered: those idiots we’ve been laughing at for years are all true gods?!

And the influencer everyone called “more Jiahao than Jiahao” has already ascended behind the scenes to become the Lord of Ten Thousand Haos.

Sorry, I’ve out-Jiahaoed you again.