The Timid Crybaby Is Forced to Go Wild and Become Famous Among the Elite

Ruan Ruan is such a coward that even seeing a cockroach makes her burst into tears. One day, she transmigrates into a book and gets bound to the “Go Crazy or Die: Madcap Salvation System.”

The System warns her: “If you don’t go crazy, you’ll be erased!”

And so, the wealthiest circles gain the most bizarre thug imaginable. She sobs so hard her face is drenched in tears, while hoisting a 200-jin armchair with one hand and smashing people with it.

When her awful stepmother tries to force her into a blind date, Ruan Ruan sobs and hiccups: “Uncle, I’m sorry. I was so scared…”

The next second, she flips over a wine tower worth millions, then chases an oily coal boss for a mile with a mop!

When the socialites set a green-tea trap for her, she wails, “If none of you will let me have a good life, then nobody gets to live!”

Then she whirls a 20-jin metal tripod through the whole room and, for good measure, captures a top-grade koi worth a fortune in a mud pit!

The whole wealthy world is losing it: Is she a pitiful little girl, or a human steamroller?!

To stay alive, she has no choice but to grit her teeth and provoke Ji Yunshen, the cold-blooded, celibate top CEO.

Ruan Ruan grabs the tycoon's silk tie with red-rimmed eyes and shrieks through her tears, “Man! Transfer five hundred million to me right now! Otherwise, I’ll jump from here and take a dump on your head on the way down!”

Ji Yunshen: “…”

She thinks she’s as good as dead, but the icy CEO calmly pulls out a supplementary card. “Five hundred million, in exchange for a contract engagement with me. Keep going crazy in front of everyone else. I’ll pay for whatever you break.”

Ruan Ruan (sniffling): “Hic, I can do that?”

[One-on-one romance + hilarious madness + turning the tables on the wealthy]

Come see how this physics-minded crybaby takes apart the high-society world with one hand!