After Living for Hundreds of Millions of Years, I’m Exposed by a Great Ming Princess!

Synopsis: [Transmigration to the Great Ming + Immortality + Sky Screen Revelations + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Feel-Good Story] Lin Yuan has lived for billions of years. He has seen asteroids destroy the world, endured the bitter winters of the Ice Age, and witnessed dynasties rise and fall. Now, all he wants is to spend the Hongwu era as a son-in-law of the imperial family, living off his princess wife’s stipend and lazing around until old age. Who could have guessed that the sky screen would appear, and Princess Anqing would break open his dusty storeroom, locked for three years, hoping to show Zhu Yuanzhang and the entire court the real Lin Yuan, this lazy good-for-nothing? Yet before the crowd can finish laughing, the scrap paper propping up a table turns out to be an original copy of the Preface to the Poems Composed at the Orchid Pavilion. A rusty sword he casually tossed aside may be an ancient divine weapon. And the iron rod the princess uses to pound his back turns out, when unfolded, to be the prototype of the divine firearm that will save the Great Ming! More terrifying still, the “Master of Heavenly Secrets” who saved the nation at Poyang Lake nineteen years ago shares the exact same handwriting as this useless son-in-law in his early twenties. The entire court is horrified: the Master of Heavenly Secrets became a royal son-in-law? Is he a fraud, or… an immortal monster? Everyone in the Great Ming: Princess, please stop exposing him! We’re terrified!