[Funny + Contrast + Passionate + Military + High-energy throughout the whole process without depression]
In order to treat his grandfather's illness, Chen Fan originally wanted to go to the army to work for two years with retirement pay and become a law-abiding little fishing genius.
Unexpectedly, on the first day of joining the army, he was accidentally bound to the [Involvement System]!
As long as you complete the "suggestions" or "taunts" of your superiors and comrades, you will receive heaven-defying rewards. Reject? Then you have diarrhea for three days in a row, and you die on the spot!
Thus, the most outrageous thorn in the army was born.
The recruit squad leader laughed: "If you dare, you will be wasted on the playground today!"
Chen Fan's eyes lit up: "Squad leader, this is what you said!" He broke the military district long-distance running record with his entire body paralyzed that day!
The company commander collapsed: "Go to a remote outpost and raise pigs for me!"
Half a year later, during a military exercise, the red and blue sides fought fiercely, but the commander of the blue army was captured alive by pig farmer Chen Fan with a fishing net!
The captain of the Special Forces Battalion roared: "What do you, a new recruit, know about special infiltration?"
Chen Fan reached into the headquarters with his backhand and took down the special team alone: "Chief, it was you who suggested that I do this!"
From being stabbed on the head by a new recruit to being a legend in the army, Chen Fan looked innocent: "At the beginning, I really just wanted to earn my retirement pay. It was all up to the officers to hope that my son would succeed!"
The big boss in the army was on the verge of tears: "Please don't listen to me. If you mess with us again, we will be laid off!"
Reader comments
Nice idea, funny article, I couldn't help but laugh out loud several times
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Although the description of the troops in it is completely wrong and pure nonsense, the plot is still quite funny. Please support it.
Nice idea, funny article, I couldn't help but laugh out loud several times
Rich and exciting content
Although the description of the troops in it is completely wrong and pure nonsense, the plot is still quite funny. Please support it.