Why Are All the Daily Sect's Strange Tales So Ridiculous?

Li Tianran spent five thousand yuan to take over a bankrupt sect. He'd only planned to quietly be its sect leader and earn enough to get by.

But on his very first day in charge, the sky split open and urban legends descended upon the world.

Before he could run, a socially anxious boy glared an S-rank urban legend into a statue, while an internet-addicted boy chased after another, asking if it had the WiFi password.

System activated: [Offer Absurdity to a Beautiful World] -- Perform acts that leave the surrounding beings speechless, and earn Rule Points.

Li Tianran stared at the statue of a Slender Man crouching by the school gate with its hands over its head, and fell into deep thought.

Then he turned it into a solar-powered streetlamp.

Later...

The Slit-Mouthed Woman arrived and was dragged into the sect to become a beauty influencer. The Eight-Foot-Tall Woman arrived and was forced to dance the viral Ke Mu San dance on the sports field. When the SSS-rank urban legend "Void" descended, the major factions joined forces and failed. In their despair, they turned to the Everyday Sect for help.

Li Tianlan walked in and said, "Existence itself is absurd enough. Why wear yourself out trying to give it meaning?"

The Void fell silent.

He handed it a bowl of braised pork. "If you're tired, take a break. The Slit-Mouthed Woman is cooking in the cafeteria today."

From then on, the Everyday Sect's motto resounded across the land:

Let every living being, human or urban legend, live on with a smile!