I Hacked the World When I Was Eight Years Old, and My Mother Handed Me over to the State

The rating has just been released and will go up ~ [Eight-year-old prodigy + hacker dimensionality reduction attack + extreme contrast + handing over to the country + cyber tyrant] My name is Lin Chen, I am eight years old this year. As a second-grade primary school student, my biggest worry every day is that I have to go to bed at nine o'clock. Last night, I was ridiculed for being a primary school student after posting a post on the dark web. I was so angry that I activated the god-level technology deduction system and typed a code for the five-clawed golden dragon virus. Who knew that if he accidentally failed to control it, he not only took over Wall Street, but also blacked out the screen of the Pentagon in the United States, and the global network was paralyzed on the spot. Watching the president of the United States with weak and trembling legs on TV, my mother collapsed and tremblingly called the National Security Bureau: "Hey, I want to report... The terrorist who shut down the world's internet is my eight-year-old son." Three minutes later, three armed helicopters hovered over the community, and dozens of heavily armed special forces kicked open the door of my house. Their guns were all aimed at me, who was still biting a straw and drinking AD calcium milk. I ignored the frightened adults, and in front of the top national security officer, I casually retrieved the top-secret documents from the United States: "Uncle, how many Ultraman cards can be exchanged for these island chain blockade plans?" Looking at the head-of-state security approved by the country overnight and the $500 million wanted order issued by the Global Five Eyes Alliance, I sighed helplessly: Let's not talk about destroying the world. I haven't finished my arithmetic homework tonight!