Just After Coming Down from the Mountain, My Wife and Daughter Were Humiliated? I Command the Beasts!

I am the only king of the Hundred Thousand Mountains, but I can't even pay for my daughter's milk powder. Before going down the mountain, I thought I was Long Aotian. After going down the mountain, I realized that I was an idiot in life. … My daughter wants to eat ice cream, but I don't have the money. Me: "Black Bear, go and take down that store." Result: Black Bear slapped the counter, and the boss knelt down on the spot and gave me the entire mall. Passerby: "No, are all underworlds so direct now?!" … My wife asked me to go buy groceries. Me: "Eagle, go and catch some of the freshest game." Result: A live millennium antelope was thrown into the market from a height of 10,000 meters, causing a stampede. Aunts: "Is this antelope a protected animal? The meat is so tender, who does it belong to?!" … My daughter's kindergarten is going to hold a talent show. Me: "Monkey, go and do a set of stick tricks to add to the fun." Result: The monkey stabbed the ceiling with a stick and confronted the armed helicopter on the roof. Everyone: "..." Me (covering my face): "Honey, I was wrong. Let's go back to the mountains to live. The earth is too dangerous."