[A cast of villains + straight-guy bro, scumbag, idiot protagonist + forced love + everyone has an unrequited crush on him + quick-transmigration style]
If he had a chance to do it all over again, Hou Haoshuai would absolutely never steal that food delivery again...
He'd steal some other delivery instead.
Warning: Extremely dark and twisted. Bad guys get what's coming to them from other bad guys.
[This work is entirely fictional. Some deliberately braindead values are meant as satire.]
1: A childhood friend who appears out of nowhere, a shameless, hot-faced jock roommate
[How do you repay someone after stealing from them? Take them out for a meal, call them “bro,” and you're forgiven. A bro-type canary (?)]
2: A seemingly younger, sweet, green-tea type / a sinister, beautiful painted-skin ghost
[Baby-bird syndrome, a ghostly incubus. The top isn't the younger brother, but the ghost possessing him.]
3: A twisted, extremely controlling, fatherly mafia doctor
[Frozen stiff like a dog? The frigid frozen earth, Pavlov's dog, blizzards and vodka]
[You can't survive without me, can you? It's too cold outside. Come inside.]
4: A quiet, gentle, dark-skinned mixed-race blind smuggler
[Got picked up and raised like a cat? Humid tropics, snakes, insects, spices, love and food]
5: A universally adored, sharp-tongued, nasty, disfigured explorer
[Mistaken for a replacement? Oh no, he's not that replacement.]
[Tropical rainforests, wilderness survival...]
[Wait, you're saying the girlfriend I finally found, and nearly died for, is actually a man?]
6: A sickly, beautiful, teary-eyed, love-struck influencer
[A large-scale online romance finally meeting in person, a prince going to sea, and the unlucky bear getting another update]
[The beautiful influencer I said goodnight to every night for a month is a man too?!]
...To be continued. Stay tuned.
I felt so happy when I read it, and my grandma was ecstatic. The writing style is brisk and brainless, and the words are also very interesting. It is a bit similar to quick travel. Many of the jokes are very original and always unfold in unexpected places. The vicious and stupid little beauty makes small changes for money, the stupid but beautiful little villain, and the super delicious little villain who can be chewed in his mouth. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha, too little, not enough to watch, too many updates, love watching!
Nice!!!!! It's so cool to watch!!! Everyone steps on me xp!!!
The author's choice of words is so cool, and the content is funny and musical🥹
The setting is too good for my taste, the author is so good at playing, I can't help but laugh at the beginning, I'm sure.