[Terminal illness + hard-core old man + system overhaul + lack of moral integrity + extreme pleasure]
Li Yuan traveled through time and started life as a sixty-one-year-old childless man. He also likes to mention a life-saving talisman: "Advanced pancreatic cancer, life expectancy is less than one year."
The best nephew comes to grab a house? Waiting for the old man to die to be laughed at?
Bite! The hardcore old man system is activated!
"Complete the square dance lead and will be rewarded with Tai Chi proficiency and life expectancy +3 days!"
"Eat five bowls of luxurious beef noodles, and you will be rewarded with the gluttonous talent, and your life span will be +5 days!"
The attending doctor looked at Li Yuan's physical examination report and went crazy: "Didn't he say that he could live for a year at most? How come this old man not only survived, he could eat a cow in one meal, and he could even uproot a weeping willow tree?!"
Li Yuan sneered: "The King of Hell wants me to die at the third watch, so I will slap him twice until the fifth watch!"