I Just Opened My Shop, and a Queue of Fake Socialites Nearly Kissed Me Senseless

Lin Bei opens a secondhand luxury goods buyback shop in the Magic City and unexpectedly awakens the “God-Tier Buyback Rebate System.” Every completed buyback deal can trigger a cash rebate of up to a hundred times the purchase price. He can even tell at a glance whether an item is genuine and uncover every detail about its owner! He thinks he can coast to the top of the world, only to find that every customer who comes in is either a fake socialite splitting bills with friends or a fake young master propped up by online loans. “Bro, this is a limited-edition Hermès bag from my godfather. I’ll sell it for just three thousand more, and we can go to your place tonight and discuss life~” Faced with the shameless fake socialite’s brazen hints, Lin Bei glances at the System’s prompt: “Yiwu knockoff, cost: fifty.” He immediately turns around and offers her one-tenth of the original price. From then on, Lin Bei’s shop becomes the ultimate lie detector and the city’s top hub for wild schemes among the Magic City’s elite. A loan-funded rich kid tries to pawn off a fake Rolex Submariner. Lin Bei exposes him on the spot and offers a low price for his family’s old chamber pot instead. It turns out to contain a top-grade imperial-green jade! A scheming social butterfly tries to cash in a fake diamond. Lin Bei refuses to take it, but the System points out a damaged hairpin she casually tossed aside. He buys it and sells it to a genuine heiress for a hundred million! As the exposed fake young masters and socialites burst into tears, genuine heiresses and top tycoons line up through the night, all hoping Lin Bei will take a look at their family heirlooms. Faced with the big shots jostling to get in, Lin Bei spreads his hands helplessly. “No rush. Get in line. I’m only buying a billion yuan worth of goods today. Fake socialites, please use the exit on your left!”