There’s Something Off About My Slacker System

Everyone else’s System: Go fight monsters and level up!

My System: Lie down. Don’t move.

I worked overtime, and my cultivation plummeted.

I went for a jog, and the System nearly crashed.

Fine, fine. I’ll lie down.

But the moment I did, my name appeared on the dark web’s most-wanted list

“Master, it’s time for you to come out of retirement.”

...System, can I get up and beat someone up?

[System: Not recommended. Please continue lying down.]