“I’m so damn handsome! I’m the spitting image of Daniel Wu!”
“This sword stroke is thirty percent unrestrained, thirty percent carefree, and forty percent nonchalant!”
“The rain is my backdrop, the sword energy my melody. Heh, woman, you’re staring, aren’t you?”
The first day of military training. Torrential rain.
While everyone else stands stiffly at attention,
I, Zhang Jiahao, draw my sword and dance in the middle of the field!
Don’t ask. The answer is: [Jiahao Ascends to Godhood!]
Me: I feel like I look incredibly cool.
What everyone else sees: Some jackass wearing his underwear over his pants, flailing a tree branch around in the rain and making “whoosh, whoosh” sound effects?
My classmates are dying of laughter!
Instructor Ye Bing from Unit 749 is dumbfounded!
Even the icy school belle, Su Qingyue, gives me a look that says, “Is this guy an idiot?”
“My moves are as smooth as flowing water, as elusive as a gazelle’s horns. They just don’t understand. This is the perfect fusion of performance art and martial arts.”
“Loneliness is the fate of the strong.”
“The world laughs at me for being mad. I laugh at the world for failing to see through me!”
But they don’t know.
That one sword stroke in the rain also happened to stab and kill an S-rank savage horror lurking underground!
The school belle Su Qingyue can’t take it anymore. “Zhang Jiahao, please, can you act normal?”
I press her against the wall and flash a wicked smile. “Woman, you’ve successfully caught my attention.”
She immediately breaks down!
Then a heavenly voice rings out in my mind: “Ding! Swagger points maxed out! Reward: [Invincible Cringe Zone]!”
Later,
Mountain-and-Sea beasts emerge, and the whole world falls into panic.
I, Zhang Jiahao, stand at the pinnacle of the world!
A speaker in my left hand plays “Good Luck Is Coming,” while my right-hand sword is coated in athlete’s foot... no, sword energy!
I give the evil gods filling the sky my signature Jiahao smile:
“Ladies and gentlemen...”
“Watch this move and savor it~ slowly~!”
