The Trading Post: Make Money in the Republic, Spend It in the Modern Era

Warning guide for reading "Moyu Warehouse"—— This book is poisonous!! According to the system's big data statistics, the density of laughter in each chapter is as high as 87%, far higher than similar books. It is recommended to manage your expressions before reading, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences. This is an unserious book, with the purpose of being funny, making jokes, and bragging. Please be careful when opening it. . . 😂😂😂 1. Don't look at it when fishing at work It's easy to laugh out loud and get caught by the boss. When the boss asks, "What are you laughing at?", You can't say, "I was watching how an arms dealer deceived Du Yuesheng into lameness." 2. Don't look at it when you go to the toilet to take a break. It is easy to prolong the squatting time, and the legs are numb and unable to stand up. When a colleague knocks on the door and asks, "Are you okay?", You can only reply, "It's okay, I'm arguing with the system, and it wants to add another 100 million KPIs." 3. Don't look at it while eating Easy to spray rice. Spray onto the phone screen, the person opposite, and your own job. You can only apologize to the food: "I'm sorry, it's not your fault, it's Li Moyu who got into the third level of bragging." 4. Don't look at it when commuting on the subway Easy to sit and stand. By the time you realize it, the next stop is eight blocks away from your destination. You stand by the car door, thinking... Another 300 million KPI has been completed. This chapter is worth it. 5. Don't look at it when lying in bed late at night It's easy to laugh until the bed shakes, the quilt covers your head, and when your roommate next door knocks on the door, you can only say, "I'm crying for 36 million yuan."... The roommate was silent for three seconds: "Then you really should cry." 6. Don't look at it when dating The person asks, "What are you looking at?", And you hand it over. The subject took one look at it and said, "This is a crappy book, it's really not serious." Then he grabbed it and started reading it, ignoring you. You sit across from her and watch her burst into laughter. 7. Don't look at it during meetings The phone was hidden under the laptop, thinking no one would notice. Until you cover your mouth and your shoulders are shaking, the boss calls on you: "Tell me how to complete the KPI for this quarter." You open your mouth... "I am dedicated to KPI index all my life, and KPI will not be dropped." The conference room was quiet for three seconds. 8. Don't look while waiting in line The people in front looked back at you, and those behind thought you were guilty of jumping in line. The security guard asked, "Are you okay?" You said, "It's okay. I just came back from the Republic of China and sold a batch of arms to the young marshal." The security guard walked away silently... Probably thinking, "This guy can brag better than me, and I sold it to Lao Chang." 9. Don't look at it during nucleic acid/physical examination It's easy to laugh so hard that you can't close your mouth. The doctor said "Ah...", You said "Hahaha...", The doctor said "What are you doing?". You reply, "Why do you turn into Mr. Zhao who is a trafficker and sell arms?" The doctor casually replies, "You will be numb even if you stamp on me. What kind of bicycle do you want?" 10. Don't look at it on high-speed trains/airplanes The seatmate next to you thinks you are crazy, and the stewardess asks, "Sir, do you need help?", And you say, "No, I'm just thinking about the elegiac couplet the system wrote for me. I should focus on KPI indexes throughout my life and optimize myself in many ports." The stewardess nodded politely and sent a message to the crew: The passenger in seat 3A is suspected to be possessed by the system. 11. Don't look at them when eating with your elders The elders talk about the great principles of life, and you suddenly laugh out loud. The elder asked, "Why are you laughing?", And you said, "I think of an arms dealer who was forced to get married by his parents. His mother and father got him drunk and tried to get information." The elder was silent: "... Did it work?" "It worked, and his mother called him a treasure." "... You should indeed laugh. But... When will you bring one back?" 12. Don't look at all kinds of queues It's easy to laugh until your legs become weak and you can't stand still, and you have no strength. You finally understand... Li Moyu's heart-piercing power is too destructive. 13. Don't look at it in the gym It's easy to laugh so much that you drop your equipment, slip on the treadmill, or lose your breath while lifting the iron. The coach comes over and asks, "Why are you laughing?", And you reply, "I would like to ask Shui Zi when the book "Self-cultivation of Foodies" will be printed." The coach is autistic. 14. Don't look at it during class/lectures It is easy to laugh out loud when the teacher is explaining important points. The teacher asked, "Do you have any questions?", And you said, "No, I just wanted to ask how an aunt used to print a still of Director Feng on a piece of Republic of China photo paper when she was chasing stars." The teacher was silent for three seconds: "This case is interesting. Let's stay after class and let's talk about the reproduction process of Republic of China paper." 15. Don't look at it while playing games It's easy to take one look at it while queuing and laugh until the operation deforms. Your teammates ask, "What's wrong with you?", And you reply, "I just thought of an arms dealer printing invoices, and I was invited to tea by my uncle twice." Your teammates were silent and nodded silently to surrender... "What you're doing is even more outrageous than giving away someone's head." 16. Watch the difference between waiting for an interview It's easy to laugh so hard that HR thinks you're relaxed... HR asks "Why do you want to join our company?" And you open your mouth, "Because... Your company's KPIs don't drop." HR is silent for three seconds: "Okay, go back and wait for notification." 17. Don't watch the wedding scene It's easy to laugh out loud when the newlyweds exchange rings. The relative next to you asked, "Why are you laughing?", And you said, "When you think of someone proposing, you yelled, 'System, stop coming.'" The relative was silent. The best man glanced at you and silently took out a mahogany sword from his pocket, "The same style as Zhang Tianshi. It can suppress demons and exorcise evil spirits. Do you want it?" 18. Don't look at it when accompanying you in the hospital It's easy to laugh until the thermometer explodes when the nurse takes your temperature. The nurse asks, "Are you okay?", And you reply, "It's okay, you are going through 36 million tribulations." The nurse looked at the thermometer...38.5. "Well, you are indeed in trouble." 19. Don't look at the library/study room It's easy to laugh until the administrator comes and posts a note saying "no noise". The administrator looked at the book in front of you, "Classmate, if this book is so good, I suggest you borrow it and read it." You could only bury your phone in the book, laughing so hard that the whole book was shaking. 20. Don't look at it when eating with clients When a customer tells a bad joke, you laugh louder than him. The customer is very satisfied. You reply: "A man bought fifty family buckets for Du Yuesheng in order to default on his debt." The customer's smile froze. The contract is signed. Then he asked: "What's the meaning of the fifty family buckets?" You replied: "That's the cheapest KPI in the book." General warning—— Before reading "Moyu Warehouse", please make sure: You have completed all the important tasks for the day. No one's around, or you're ready to explain... "I'm reading a serious book, really." There was nothing in his mouth and no hot drink in his hand. Hold the phone firmly, the subway station is almost here. The boss is not behind you, and the target is not peeking at you. And you yourself are mentally prepared to be tricked by the system, chased by KPIs, proposed to by Tao Mujian, and thrown out of bed by Han Wei. If you're laughing as you read this… Congratulations, you have fallen into the trap. This book is really poisonous 🤦🤦🤦

Not bad, a very creative time-travel novel

The content is exciting and very interesting to watch.

It's interesting and imaginative. I can really think of it.