Yan Ning transmigrates into a book as the cannon-fodder junior sister, destined to take hits and clear the way for the original heroine.
As long as she stays away from the main plot, she can keep her head down and make it to the happy ending!
But she never imagined that everyone in the sect could hear her thoughts!
To survive, she promptly decides to keep a low profile and become a lazy freeloader who eats her fill and waits for death. Instead, she accidentally becomes someone who looks harmless but is far more formidable than she seems.
She acts clueless on the outside while ranting furiously in her head, and somehow manages to lead her entire sect of walking disasters to success!
Watching her fellow disciples flirt with disaster, Yan Ning says meekly, “Senior Brother and Senior Sister are right!”
Meanwhile, she screams inside:
[You fool of a senior brother, that's a Yin-Gathering Array set by that white lotus! The more you train, the faster you'll fall into demonic cultivation!]
[Second Senior Sister, run! That scumbag is a furnace who drains people's cultivation. Marry him and you'll end up a dried-out corpse!]
[Master, your precious magic treasure is hiding the remnant soul of a Demon Venerable. If you don't want it to blow up when the tribulation lightning hits, you'd better do something!]
The senior brother turns the tables on the white lotus and gains enlightenment in supreme sword intent overnight. The second senior sister beats up the scumbag, calls off the wedding on the spot, and chooses herself. The master crushes the magic treasure, withstands the tribulation lightning, and ascends on the spot!
Not only does the whole sect avoid annihilation, they treat Yan Ning like an ancestor and stuff her pockets with all kinds of rare treasures.
Yan Ning is dumbfounded. Wait, I just wanted to lie flat. How did I accidentally become the greatest powerhouse in the cultivation world?
Later, the aloof Immortal Venerable who had slept for ten thousand years in a forbidden realm breaks out of his coffin and pins her against the wall, his eyes dark. “Ningning, didn't you say in your heart that you were dying to have me?”
Yan Ning covers her mouth in horror. Holy crap! How can this ten-thousand-year-old ice block hear my thoughts too?!
Later still, she watches the purple “cotton candy” bouncing around in her sea of consciousness...
H-Heavenly Dao?
