Journey to the West: With Ne Zha on My Side, I Can Do Whatever I Want

[Journey to the West + comedy + snark + slice of life] Pairing: Nezha. The character settings draw on various animated series. Other characters have been changed, and everything else is my own invention!!! After the Journey to the West crew coldly rejected her, Lady White Bone’s eyes darted as an idea struck her. If turning into a human wouldn’t work, she’d become a pet instead. She’d already made up her mind to join the pilgrimage crew. Hadn’t Little White Dragon attained enlightenment just by turning into a horse? Once Lady White Bone set her mind on something, she got it! But when she looked at the pilgrimage crew, a monkey, two jin of lotus root, three eyes, and a dog, Bai Rongrong fell into deep thought. Bai Rongrong: Kind monk, please save this poor little kitty~ Jin Chanzi: Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda. Don’t be afraid, little kitty. (Crunch, crunch. A bone-flavored chew stick is just perfect~) Sun Wukong: Kitty, take my advice. We’re all vegetarians. (If I hadn’t stopped him, this pile of bones would’ve been done for back at White Tiger Ridge. How dare it come crawling back?) Yang Jian: Sorry, cats and dogs don’t get along. (I want to go home. I wonder if the princess and my little sister miss me~) Nezha: So fluffy! Here, kitty, look at this flower~ (Wow, that glossy coat looks like it’d feel amazing!) Roaring Sky Dog & White Dragon Horse: Welcome, welcome! A very warm welcome! (The risk of getting bald and losing muscle just went down again~) With her eyes fixed on the flower-shaped cat teaser, Bai Rongrong happily bounced around! Wow, it’s mutual love at first sight!