After Surrendering, the Police Discovered That I Had Lived for Three Thousand Years

[Eternal Life-Iron Rice Bowl-Knitting-Shuangwen-God-level Reversal-Dihua-Funny-Daily Article-Imagination-Suspense-National Team-Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger] I was just laid off, my rent is due, and I only have 327 yuan left on my card! In desperation, I picked up a diary that was written for three thousand years, and decided to do something big - pretend to be an immortal and surrender, for no other reason than to get a job as a prostitute! I thought that by relying on the thousand-year secrets in the diary, deceiving a few experts, receiving salary and paying social security, I could retire safely. Who knew, these people actually regarded me as a national treasure! Unpopular historical data? I casually slapped a top professor in the face! Antique appraisal? I can spot fake national treasures at a glance! Millennium secret? Sorry, it involves palace gossip, so I will omit three hundred words here! The beautiful team leader of the Special Tasks Office suspected me of being a liar every day, the old professor of the history department treated me as an ancestor, and there was also an old lady who asked me to form a "liar alliance"... This magical life with food, drink and organization, I wouldn't change it for an emperor! I act in fear every day, fearing that one day I will be exposed and get out. But I never expected that during a routine physical examination, an unknown component that I had never seen before was detected in my blood! When the test report and the sentence in the diary, "Those who take this medicine, have bloodlines different from ordinary people" were placed in front of them, the whole world was confused! Even I began to doubt... Could it be that I am really not a liar, but that old monster who has lived for three thousand years? !