Football: Ronaldo and Messi Are Kings? I'm Manchester United's God

[World Cup]

With a cry of “Sword, come forth!” Carrick leads Manchester United to defeat the world’s greatest, then the second-greatest, and reclaim the realm of the earthly immortals.

The King of the Premier League is back! Be afraid, tremble, quake, and lose your nerve! We’ll conquer England and sweep the Premier League!

Who else wants to step up?

Manchester City, step up! Arsenal, step up! Tottenham, step up! Chelsea, step up! Liverpool, step up!

Across Europe, Real Madrid and Barcelona, step up! Bayern and Dortmund, step up! Juventus and Inter, step up! Paris Saint-Germain, all of you, step up!