[Some parts of this book get pretty surreal. If anything seems familiar, that’s intentional.]
Li Jiu, a senior in high school, was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the “Martial Arts Alliance Leader Election Committee.”
The members all had terrifying usernames: Dugu Qiubai, Zhang Sanfeng, the Sweeping Monk…
Li Jiu: “Is even chuunibyou getting this competitive now?”
Then, on a whim, he shared Fruit Ninja: Classic with Dugu Qiubai.
The old Sword Demon got hooked.
Then he promptly sent Li Jiu a red packet.
[Congratulations! You have mastered the sword technique: Quick Draw.]
Li Jiu fell into deep thought.
So, could this double my efficiency at copying homework?
Also known as: “The Martial Arts Supreme Slices Fruit Online,” “My Chat Group Friends Are All Legit Big Shots,” and “Secretly Practicing Divine Arts During My Senior Year”