Lin Chong: “Gao Qiu and his son are a pair of smiling tigers, two blacktip reef sharks!”
Lu Zhishen: “Big brother, you killed Gao Qiu? Wonderful! Even better than the fire at Yiling!”
Lu Yuhou: “Grand Marshal Gao is dead? Death is a cool summer night, a peaceful sleep free of worry.”
Emperor Huizong: “My star football player! Lin Chong, you treacherous, wicked, rebellious bandit! I’ll eat your flesh and sleep on your skin!”
Yang Jian: “Grand Marshal Gao! What a terrible death you died! I’ve failed you! ... Croak!”
Lin Chong’s father-in-law: “Listening to Chong’er speak is like drinking fine wine, utterly intoxicating!”
Sun Erniang: “I’m thinking of all those buns of mine. Every one of them is so loyal and full of feeling.”
Lin Chong: “Sun Erniang, you’re actually using foot-washing water? But our family said we’re not afraid of sourness, not afraid!”
The March of Guan Yu’s Song----
Song Jiang: “Amnesty means that the more rebels you’ve killed, the better your chances of success. In other words, the more brothers you’ve gotten killed, the better your chances.”
Wu Song: “Song Jiang, my lord Lin Chong is not like you. He is a hero of the Great Song. Even if Heaven and Earth collapse and the universe is destroyed, my lord will die for Heaven itself, never surrender!”
Fang La: “Song Jiang’s defeat was exactly what I expected. His eagerness to win made his army arrogant, and an arrogant army is bound to lose.”
Cai Jing: “If I were you, I’d never make peace with me. As long as Cai Jing draws breath, he is invincible in battle!”
