I Chewed Out My Blind Date from the Start, and the System Showered Me with Rewards

At the blind date, the woman acts superior, demanding a luxury house, a luxury car, and a huge bride price.

She also lays down a whole list of rules for Ye Wuhen.

After eighteen blind dates in a row, Ye Wuhen is done with being submissive and accommodating. When he sees her piling on demands, he waves a hand:

“Hold on. You showed up on an electric scooter, but you expect someone else to drive a Bentley?”

“You earn five thousand a month, but expect someone else to earn fifty thousand?”

“You share a rented apartment, but expect someone else to live in a spacious flat?”

“Did you forget to look in the mirror this morning?”

“Fine. Since that’s how it is, I have three conditions too. First, can you bring a luxury car as your dowry? Second, can you bring a luxury house? Third, can you bring 880,000 yuan in cash?”

“If you can’t, then there’s no point talking.”

[Ding! The Clapback System has successfully bound itself to you. Activate now?]

[Once activated, every successful retort lets you randomly draw one of the conditions proposed by your blind date!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received a Summoning Card. You can summon any woman to go on a blind date with you.]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received a one-billion-yuan blind date fund...]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have received a Skill Copy Card. You can copy any skill, including medicine, martial arts, stock trading, mysticism, music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, instantly turning yourself into a master!]