Are You Crazy? You Call This a Personal Eunuch?

Transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty, he's pinned to the operating table in the castration chamber from the start?

With his identity as a “man” about to be taken from him, Li Zhao thinks fast and puts on a deranged show on the spot: “The Jade Emperor's having tea while the Queen Mother plays mahjong!”

Ding! The God-Tier Drama Queen System has been activated!

From then on, the imperial palace gains an eccentric new “Guardian Wizard.”

In court, the regent holds sway over the whole country, the great general commands an army of his own, and Emperor Xiao Jingyan can only rely on drawing circles to curse the treacherous ministers?

Li Zhao steps forward.

He holds a megaphone in his left hand, blasting “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style,” and a peachwood sword in his right, stabbing a straw effigy.

“Your Majesty, this is the Nine Heavens Thunderbolt World-Ender Formation!”

“Empress Dowager, this is the Eighth Set of Radio Calisthenics, guaranteed to cure all sorts of aches and pains!”

Facing the all-powerful regent, he smiles faintly. “Your Highness, I have tens of thousands of Thunder God talismans here. Would they be enough to blow your thirty thousand Dragon-Tiger Guards to smithereens?”

This is the story of how a “madman,” armed with deranged logic, turns the entire Great Qian Dynasty upside down.

Crazy is my superpower, and no rule of heaven can outdo my swagger!