I Led the Expedition to the Kingdom of Women, and the Entire Nation Insisted on Marrying Me

[System] [Slice of life] [Trope subversion] [Female-dominant society] [Lighthearted daily life] [Multiple women]

I, Lin Qinfen, am the emperor of Daxia.

Other emperors lead armies into battle to conquer a vast realm stained with blood. I lead armies into battle to skip court and slack off on the public dime.

Three years after transmigrating to Great Qian, court life was dull and every day was a bore.

Then the Kingdom of Women sent a diplomatic letter: I was ordered to marry into their royal family. Refuse, and they would invade Daxia at once.

The entire court called for war, the officials seething with indignation.

I slowly rose to my feet. “Muster five hundred soldiers. I shall personally lead the expedition.”

They thought I was going to restore the court and strengthen the nation.

Only my personal eunuch knew the truth: I was sick of court and wanted to go sightseeing.

The Kingdom of Women’s Empress, Su Aimei, drew her sword at me. “Why have you trespassed on our borders?”

I sat astride my horse. “To fight.”

She stared at me for the time it takes an incense stick to burn, then turned and ordered her officials, “Hang red silk throughout the city! Let the whole kingdom prepare for a wedding! The true dragon, our consort, has come to propose!”

Me: “...?”

The five hundred battle-hardened imperial guards behind me: “...?”

How the hell are we supposed to fight this war?