Zhaocai was a calico cat. Her daily routine consisted of sleeping, patrolling, and supervising the humans who cleaned her litter box.
One day, she woke up inside a cultivation novel as Mo Jiuwei, the dreaded leader of the demonic cult. Her black hair was streaked with dark brown, just like her calico fur.
A System window popped up: Hello, Villain Training System. Please follow the original story and humiliate the heroine, kidnap the second male lead, and destroy the world.
Zhaocai: ...You got the wrong person.
System: Customer service is closed, so I can't unlink you. Host, please make do for now.
Make do?
Zhaocai thought: I didn't hiss at people for no reason even when I was a cat. And now you want me to bully a girl?
No way.
And so the most ridiculous villain in history was born
Told to humiliate the heroine, she went over and complimented her pretty hairdo.
Told to kidnap the second male lead, she sat by his fishpond watching the koi all afternoon.
Told to unleash a forbidden spell that would destroy the world, she slept through the ritual and collapsed the altar, turning the entire protagonist's party into cats in the process.
The System broke down: Please do something a villain is supposed to do!
Zhaocai licked her paw. “Call me Your Majesty. And even if you do, I might not do it.”
