Lin Xiaoman, the Mercury-reverse koi that walks in the world, even drinks cold water and his teeth get clogged.
On a rainy night, she picked up a wet white cat next to the trash can and took it home as an offering to her ancestors.
Cats can cook instant noodles, roll their eyes, and turn into pretty boys in the middle of the night.
The beautiful boy said: "I am the ancient god of good luck. I will stay in your house temporarily and I will not eat for free."
Then he used his divine power to help her transport——
If you win the lottery, you will lose RMB 500, and your boss' salary increase quota will be crossed out.
Lin Xiaoman: "... Is this how you repay your kindness?"
Lu Ci said goodbye: "My divine power is unstable. Do you blame me?"
Later she learned that this god was not only unemployed, but also stingy, arrogant, afraid of poverty, and robbed her of snacks.
And the ten thousand years of bad luck on her body turned out to be a shocking curse.
The unemployment god shook his head arrogantly: "For the sake of you picking me up, I will cover up your bad luck."
