As the most miserable temporary worker in Qinglong Group, Li Ran just wants to get the layoff compensation and then go home to sell kebabs.
Who would have thought that this world is so outrageous: the exercises are all encrypted programs, the spiritual energy has to be charged based on data traffic, and you have to watch a five-minute commercial before you can escape the tribulation.
Li Ran lowered his head and looked at the "Basic Qi Entrainment Technique" in his hand, and found that the code was badly written, so he changed it into a Pro Max version. As a result, the purple energy came three thousand miles eastward that night, alarming the headquarters board of directors.
"Li Ran, please explain why your sword array has a built-in firewall and can you short-sell your opponent's stock in reverse?"
Li Ran bit into the fried skewers with an innocent look on his face: "I just want to save some money on the electricity bill. Who knew it would go up on its own?"
Don't talk to me about longevity. I just want to know, after this wave of short positions are closed, can I retire early?