My name is Xiang Xiang, the security captain of Xiang Yu, the Overlord of Western Chu - this title is as watery as a fish, more exaggerated than Liu Bang's cold sweat at the Hongmen Banquet. After all, the core of my job is not to protect him at all, but to try not to be protected by him. I clearly remember that he said to me "elephant, hide behind me and rush over to me" 999 times in total. In this regard, my treatment is surprisingly good, including five insurances and one housing fund!
Why do you ask me? Let's put it this way, we grew up together naked. Who hasn't got a few embarrassing things about the other party? Faced with the proposition of "losing his reputation" and "supporting me", he could only choose to support me with his ruined reputation.
And I have indeed witnessed his legendary life from "raising troops in Kuaiji" to "committing suicide in Wujiang". As a "unique witness throughout the ages", every time I see the so-called "historical critics" of later generations dismiss Brother Yu as a "brave and foolhardy man", I am so angry that I want to throw my cell phone to the ground - have you seen any reckless man who can defeat 400,000 elite Qin troops with 50,000 recruits and win nine out of nine battles? Have you seen any reckless man who dared to use 30,000 exhausted troops to attack the 560,000 coalition troops, and defeat the opponent in half a day?
Even Tai Shigong had to admit in "Historical Records": "The bravery of Yu is unparalleled throughout the ages." But those keyboard warriors who can only point at the screen insist on labeling a military genius who overthrew the Qin Dynasty and established the hegemony of Western Chu at the age of 28 as a "reckless man."
Now, let me, the security captain, tell you about his legendary deeds...
