[Transmigration into a Book + Wild Antics + Cultivation + Showbiz + Dating Show + Revenge on Scumbags + 1v1]
Gu Shiwei, a graduate of the Heartless Dao in the cultivation world, transmigrates into a romance-obsessed actress who’s hated across the internet for throwing herself at a movie emperor.
The original owner used to grovel and cling to the scumbag, but Gu Shiwei turns around and... meditates... on the dating show.
Her former fiancé from the cultivation world chases her for a thousand years, but she hands him a meditation cushion: “Meditate first. If your mind isn’t calm, don’t talk about romance.” (He’s her former fiancé because the heroine cultivates the Heartless Dao and dumped him for her career.)
The male lead is a devoted puppy-dog boyfriend: “The Heartless Dao was a thing in the immortal realm. So now, can we...”
On the first day, she meditates. On the second, she texts her crush: “The stars are lovely tonight. Back home, we call this a celestial anomaly. Usually, it means someone’s about to undergo tribulation.”
Netizens: “...Is she crazy?”
Before long, the dating show has turned into a massive psychiatric evaluation.
Netizen: My mental state was already unstable. Now it’s even worse after watching this show.
Gu Shiwei is very satisfied. “That’s right. The first step in cultivation is admitting you’re crazy.”
