Nine-Lives Heavenly Master: I Guide Spirits with Fortune Sticks

Shen Jiuming is a third-year automation major who accidentally gets bound to a ghost-hunting System.

While everyone else hunts ghosts with talismans and peachwood swords, he does it by talking nonsense, literally annoying ghosts until they run away. Later, he also burns spirit money to trick ghosts into eating, and nails them to the ground for twenty seconds, then passes out for three.

The System says: The stronger the ghost you exorcise, the more powerful your spells become. What the System doesn’t say is that the more he uses them, the weaker the seal gets. And the thing sealed beneath it has already begun to stir…