[Marry First, Love Later / Both Pure / Secret Crush / Mutual Redemption]
[Fiery Sichuan-Chongqing Girl vs. Noble Young Master of the Capital]
Jian Xi has an older brother who dotes on his little sister. To keep her from becoming a pawn in a marriage alliance, he argues with every relative and offends one wealthy family after another.
Jian Xi doesn't want to hold him back, so she comes up with a one-and-done solution.
Step one: Go to a bar, find the most handsome man there, and propose to him.
Step two: Sleep with him.
Step three: Get married.
When her brother finds out, he cries through several boxes of tissues.
“Just who is that punk?! Divorce him! Right now! This instant!”
Jian Xi pouts. “But my husband is rich and handsome, with an eight-pack. It'd be such a waste to divorce him!”
Her brother has a sworn enemy: abstinent, aloof, unbearably smug, and utterly heartless.
He's trying to acquire her brother's company, snatching his projects every day.
Her brother says that whoever unlucky woman marries him will end up lonely, subjected to the silent treatment, and kicked out with nothing.
Jian Xi looks at the property transfer agreement in her hand, then at her marriage certificate.
“Brother, does that unlucky woman look anything like me?”
President Zhuang wants to be glued to his wife every day. After they get married, he carries around a copy of A Newlywed's Guide to Married Life.
“Wifey, I learned about kissing today. Let's put it into practice.”
“Wifey, I learned about clapping today. Let's put it into practice.”
“Wifey, the lessons on paper are too shallow. I've come up with a new move. Want to try it?”
Jian Xi collapses, exhausted. “Can't we stop studying?”
Zhuang Su replies, “There's no end to learning.”
Side couple:
[Uncle Er Romance]
[Sichuan-Chongqing CEO vs. Voracious Little Girl]
Song Fanxing: “Jian, Uncle Er...”
Jian Zhi: “Good girl, don't call me Uncle Er. Call me hubby.”
