Li Miaomiao did three things on her first day in school:
Turn over the table, fight, and leave the house.
The mother-in-law fainted from crying, the sister-in-law's face was swollen, and the village chief stamped her: This woman cannot be offended.
The chief who lives next door has a high fever and is about to die.
I brought back a pack of antipyretics and left an IOU: five yuan, remember to pay it back.
The next day he came to the door, not asking for money but for people.
"Marry me."
"What are you trying to do for me? Are you trying to get me pregnant? Are you trying to make me poor? Are you trying to hit someone in the face to hurt you?"
He was silent for three seconds: "I want you to be cruel."
On the day I received the certificate, my husband's family came to rob it.
He showed his military officer's ID card: "She is now a dependent of the military. If you destroy the military marriage, it will start in three years."
The whole court laughed at him for marrying a country widow.
He drew his gun directly: "Who among my men dares to fart?"
Bai Lianhua said I was not worthy of him.
He declared in public: "My love is my life."
Later, he became the number one wife slave in the entire military region.
I didn't regret it after asking him.
He said: "I regret. I regret not kneeling on the washboard sooner."
