[Urban Fantasy] [Everyday Life] [Lighthearted and Funny] [Multiple Heroines]
Jiang Feng is crushed to death by a gorgeous, unhinged woman who steps on him, then sent to the Bridge of Helplessness.
He drinks watered-down Granny Meng's Soup and is reborn in another world with his memories intact, becoming the older brother of the protagonist, "Jiang Fan."
At the age of five, Jiang Feng clings to Jiang Fan and the two of them are taken in as disciples by a mysterious old man, who brings them to Mount Shenren to cultivate.
Jiang Feng sneaks off to fish and accidentally hooks a pink-haired, white-stocking-wearing little girl who turns out to be a System.
He earns a little kiss as a reward and gains the ability "Goddess's Kiss."
The moment he gets the System, Jiang Fan pulls out a marriage contract and asks him, "Bro, want a wife?"
After that, the brothers Jiang Feng and Jiang Fan head down the mountain to seek adventure.
Their first stop is the Magic City.
Jiang Feng reads the situation and realizes that in the city, with no money, he won't get anywhere.
First, make money. Then make more money. And after that, make even more money!
He becomes a little rich, able to afford pig trotter rice for all three meals every day.
Jiang Feng doesn't open a Western restaurant, nor does he wear a suit and tie.
He does the opposite.
He rides his beloved little electric scooter with Jiang Fan and crashes a wedding.
Then they discover they've stormed the wrong wedding, causing a huge misunderstanding.
Later, he learns that his betrothed is the other family's great-great-grand-aunt...
What?!
An 18-year-old and a 118-year-old?!
Come on, man, that's a hundred years apart!
Jiang Feng faints on the spot...
It's a pretty good book, but it's still far from what it says in the introduction.