The Locksmithing Streamer: Who Knew You Were Actually a Criminal?

Lin Yan was bound to the Hardcore Career Livestream System. He thought he would just start streaming to make a little money.

Then he drew the Locksmith career. Armed with nothing but a plastic toothpick, he picked the bank’s highest-security door in three seconds, leaving the fully armed SWAT officers standing there dumbfounded.

Then he drew the Midnight Designated Driver career. Driving a drafty Wuling Hongguang, he raced an international fugitive up Mount Akina until the man was foaming at the mouth and begging the police to arrest him.

Then he drew the Scrap Recycler career. He tapped and tinkered away in a garbage heap, and the next day, a helicopter carrying an academic from the National Academy of Sciences landed in his yard, asking him to hand over his lithography machine blueprints.

Netizen A: “We asked you to work as a security guard, and you turned the neighborhood into a military fortress?”

Netizen B: “We asked you to man the wok, and one serving of fried rice made a serial killer cry and turn himself in?”

Lin Yan shrugged helplessly at the camera. “Everyone, you have to believe in science. I’m really just an ordinary craftsman.”

As soon as he finished speaking, he casually knocked out the international assassin sneaking up behind him with a wrench.

The whole internet erupted: “You call that ordinary?”